CREATIVITYsucks

Jeff sat on the edge of the bed with his hands cupped in his hands. Karen opened her eyes because of the sun shinning on her face and turned to look at him.
“Did you sleep?” She asked.
“Nope, not at all,” he answered.
“Nervous, huh?” She pushed herself up to sit down putting her back against the headboard.
“You don’t know the half of it.”
“You just need to calm down.”
“I’ve tried.”
“Look, take a bath with me. You’ll feel better.”
“You really think so?”
“Yeah.”
Jeff stood up. “OK, meet you there?… Continue

I sat still, closed my eyes, concentrated on everything and nothing. I felt the earth move and lost my balance. In my trance of trances a hole opened up through the clouds. I felt light and warmth and heard black wings flutter.
The rosary that was wrapped tightly around my neck shattered to pieces, the cross landing on the ground gently standing up. What was near me was neither good nor evil. I looked at it and saw that it was neither man nor woman and it was surrounded with the false sense of s… Continue

an oldie but a goodie.

Ahem...

When I take over the world.
Frank, Jenn, Tamsin, Chris, Heather and Tanya will get their own countries to rule.
And everyone will treat them with respect
No matter how they choose to govern.
My little brother would be prince.
Until my queen gives me a son.

When I take over the world
It will be illegal to give out homework.
And porn will be shown in sex ed.
Students will get a more 'hands on' approach to learning.

BURGERS WILL LOOK AS DISGUSTING IN THE COMMERCIA… Continue

::same with the city of angels chapter bla bla. this is one of the chapters. which one i am not sure::

Jeff and John were sitting on the couch when there was a knock at the door. the two of them looked at eachother. Jeff shrugged and stood up to answer it.
"What do you want?" Asked Jeff.
"I know that he is here," answered a female voice. The voice sent shivers down his spine. He knew it well. It was Isis.
"I really don't know who youare talking about."
"Can i see him?"
"I'm pretty sure there is… Continue

I'm the King of Jupiter
I rule with an iron fist covered in cotton
A crown on my head made of the bones of my enemies.
The thrown that I sit on made of the bones of the insane.
I'm a noble of the Old World.
The true believer in honesty, loyalty, honor and respect.

Voodoo tarot card reading devil worship with Gods blessing.
A rainbow during a thunder storm heralded my birth.
I have been created to cover all the bases.
An every man who every one can relate to.
To gain your trust and crush your so… Continue